Black Swan

So my favorite film of 2010 is, without a doubt, Black Swan. I, admittedly, have gone to the movies to see it three times... Natalie Portman is absolutely frightening and Mila Kunis entirely graduated from her Jackie/ That 70s show phase with an amazing performance as well. If Portman does not win the Academy Award for Best Actress i will severely question what our world has come to. But what I would really like to discuss is the experiences that I have endured each time I have gone to see it. The first time, I was with my boyfriend. A man was sitting a row behind us and maybe four or five seats over. Originally I thought nothing of it, but as the movie started to pick up I noticed strange remarks from him. He was moaning at any sexual innuendo and making strange loud comments throughout the first twenty minutes. Luckily for me he got up and left shortly after. Then later into the movie I got up to use the restroom, on my way out of the ladies room I glanced to my right and saw roughly four feet away glaring at me. When I went home that night and mentioned it to my mom she informed me that at the last film she saw a man with the same description was masturbating two rows behind her. Ugh I guess some people just get really turned on my ballerinas. Anyway the second time i went, the theater would not let me in because I did not have a birth certificate or passport with me.... I don't have a license because I can't afford a car and I plan to move to the city in less than six months anyway, but a passport??? I had a school ID that stated I was a senior in high school shouldn't that be enough? So I bought a ticket for Tron and just went to Black Swan (wow realll bad ass). Then the third time I went, I used the bathroom and (I am not exaggerating) each stall was ridden with some atrocity (including what appeared to be explosive diarrhea on the wall...) I am beginning to think that I am going to the wrong cinema... or maybe black swan has just brought an ominous and creepy vibe to theaters across the nation...